Something fishy is going on.......

The intrepid Warlords Investigative Journalism team has been passed an unmarked envelope with worrying photos in it - something nefarious is going down:

 A subterranean city under construction.....

 A school of terrorfish has been assembling.....

We've been here before - this is very worrying -  Its time to call out the Good Guys again

But who is behind it all this time round?....No - wait - surely not Them....

A passing mermaid told us its all due to hit the beach at a point east of London town next Saturday. It's all a bit murky now, but we will endeavour to surface more of this story in next Saturday's edition.