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At this point it becomes a little confusing but there three main areas of action…
In one corner the Cults of Amun mummies and tribal warriors are making the previously smooth exit of the bobbies and their prisoners somewhat awkward. An unlucky PC Dorkins is frozen in terror as the resurrected Nefatari calls on Heart Rending powers and reaches her talons into his chest. Holding her hand high she cackles; only to realise she is holding not a beating heart but Dorkin’s emergency winter warmer flask - ‘oi that was birthday present…’ he cries over his shoulder at a gallop. Enraged, Nefertari beheads one of Dorkins' colleagues with a single swipe of a poisoned Ankh.
A melee develops over the Master and his artefact, a situation complicated as is he still handcuffed to a Special Branch Officer who has been knocked down by a be-fezzed supporter of Amun. Around him stand more Special Branch officers, the last working Hunbots, and several fez wearing types. After some vicious hand to hand (and hand to steam claw) action, the Anumites kill the Master and the deadly dwarf hits a vital steam pipe on a robot, while the remaining clockworkian monster stomps off with the artefact towards the Zeppelin rendezvous point, though as it used a steam claw to grab it, the artefact is still attached to a significant part of the Master’s arm.
In one corner the Cults of Amun mummies and tribal warriors are making the previously smooth exit of the bobbies and their prisoners somewhat awkward. An unlucky PC Dorkins is frozen in terror as the resurrected Nefatari calls on Heart Rending powers and reaches her talons into his chest. Holding her hand high she cackles; only to realise she is holding not a beating heart but Dorkin’s emergency winter warmer flask - ‘oi that was birthday present…’ he cries over his shoulder at a gallop. Enraged, Nefertari beheads one of Dorkins' colleagues with a single swipe of a poisoned Ankh.
A melee develops over the Master and his artefact, a situation complicated as is he still handcuffed to a Special Branch Officer who has been knocked down by a be-fezzed supporter of Amun. Around him stand more Special Branch officers, the last working Hunbots, and several fez wearing types. After some vicious hand to hand (and hand to steam claw) action, the Anumites kill the Master and the deadly dwarf hits a vital steam pipe on a robot, while the remaining clockworkian monster stomps off with the artefact towards the Zeppelin rendezvous point, though as it used a steam claw to grab it, the artefact is still attached to a significant part of the Master’s arm.
Colonel Croissant has now grabbed Mimi and supported by the now working French robot and Corporal Éclair and his mule Mouffin (Mouffin carries the Companies arc generator for the arc rifles and has a kick of his own) faces deadly foes: Sherly and the Doc, and the evil priest Pinudjem and his very deadly dwarf assassin side kick. Somehow with a blast of steam and a flourish of his sabre, le Colonel not only survives but the robot stomps the dwarf. For his next trick he exchanges words of wit and candour with the Great Detective and then plunges his sabre through that well know caped coat, felling Holmes (and to the annoyance of his player before he remembered to use his Meticulous Planning talent…Curses!). Watson follows shortly afterwards.
The French are on the up; another cracking volley fells the Hun automaton carrying the artefact; a German engineer rushes to fix it. Seizing his chance a fezzed fanatic charges in to also grab the artefact but is knocked down as you would be if you are hit by a 4 foot long winder key used as club. Distracted by the attack the engineer can’t fix the robot but legs it with the artefact himself.
In conclusion:
The one surviving Hun was last seen climbing up a rope ladder into the clouds and into a waiting Zeppelin, clutching the artefact and with some sharp words for his dummkopf logistics officer.
Mimi is now Mrs Croissant of 64 Rue d’Argent, a loyal wife at the Colonel's court martial for losing the artefact, though with a yearning still for her lost El She-bab. Mouffin was awarded the Medal d'Honneur and a bag of carrots.
The Police are too busy extracting themselves and their prisoners from the clutches of the undead to yet mourn the loss of Sherly and the Doc.
Finally a highly unseasonal dust filled whirlwind passed over Brighton heading south. Some claimed to have heard cackling as it passed and that a fez fell from the sky. Such reports have been dismissed by the Home Office…
(A 4 player IHMN (In Her Majesty's Name) game, plus Umpire controlling the Cult of the Hooded Claw. Much fun and many outrageous accents were had by the cast)